Hot Yakuza/Sulky Minion Banter: Dresden/Marcone
A Harry Dresden/John Marcone comm for fic, art, conversation, or whatever
Some day I will belong to a fandom where the rest of the fandom and I are observably watching or reading the same source material. Today... is not that day. Seriously, what the hell?ETA:
It's not the pairing that bothers me here, it's the characterization. Not to mention... 'Yakuza'? Seriously
Speaking of cooties, I seem to have plot ones. Poor azarias
has spent the last two weeks crying on my shoulder about how the fanfic she's writing was just supposed to be a conversation about killing children and then some buttsex*
, and instead she's got this big thing where even buying bread starts a digression about what bread means in their society and to them, personally. And she's not even doing research, since it would be a violation of the canon**
. I'm trying
to be sympathetic, but when she started complaining about how the sex scene turned out to be more than half them talking
and not actually fucking, I may have pointed and laughed a little. MY PAIN, LET ME SHARE IT WITH YOU.* It's for Spartucus:
T&A B&S. If you know anything about the show at all, no further explanation is needed.
** See above.