Hot Yakuza/Sulky Minion Banter: Dresden/Marcone
A Harry Dresden/John Marcone comm for fic, art, conversation, or whatever
Some day I will belong to a fandom where the rest of the fandom and I are observably watching or reading the same source material. Today... is not that day. Seriously, what the hell?
ETA: It's not the pairing that bothers me here, it's the characterization. Not to mention... 'Yakuza'? Seriously?
Speaking of cooties, I seem to have plot ones. Poor azarias has spent the last two weeks crying on my shoulder about how the fanfic she's writing was just supposed to be a conversation about killing children and then some buttsex*, and instead she's got this big thing where even buying bread starts a digression about what bread means in their society and to them, personally. And she's not even doing research, since it would be a violation of the canon**. I'm trying to be sympathetic, but when she started complaining about how the sex scene turned out to be more than half them talking and not actually fucking, I may have pointed and laughed a little. MY PAIN, LET ME SHARE IT WITH YOU.
* It's for Spartucus:
** See above.